I want to walk on stilts...naked
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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