ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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