You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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