North Korea, Best Korea!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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