Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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