Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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