I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I seem to have left my pride at pride
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.