Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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