How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
honey bunches of taint.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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