Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
last night I used snow as a chaser
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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