Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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