I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
God, I missed his penis.
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