I could have mohawked her pubes.
they need to just BURY HIM!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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