can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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