9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize