Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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