You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..