I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my being single is dangerous.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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