Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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