Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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