they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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