He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Houston, we have a squirter
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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