and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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