he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go