Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style