My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's rum buckets o'clock
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.