We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?