I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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