Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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