On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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