HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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