My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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