1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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