Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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