im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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