dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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