It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.