Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Your mouth is God's brothel.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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