This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
