Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
we're so committed to being not committed
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