Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
my liver is dry heaving
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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