The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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