I'm jealous of your bromance
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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