Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Still dying that you shit outside
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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