Define "chronic" masturbator.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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