sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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