I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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