she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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