Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just found puke in my bra..
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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