i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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