I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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