I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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